Tuesday, January 8, 2008

The Beast With A Billion Backs Preview!!!

Coming soon to a DVD near you! This next installment of the Futurama movie series begins where "Bender's Big Score" leaves off. The tear in the universe is causing all kinds of problems, and of course hilarity ensues. Guest stars in the film include Stephen Hawking, and David Cross. Here's a little peek at the new film scheduled to release some time this year.



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Sunday, January 6, 2008

Waste endorses Wiggum!!!



We here at Waste have thought about it long and hard, weighed all the issues, and have finally decided Wiggum is the candidate for us!

Visit http://wiggumforprez08.com to join the team!*

*website coming soon



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If only one of these people stopped to waste time...

Now see? This is just why I tell you to waste time... See, if these crazed NYC commuters weren't so obsessed with efficiency, and getting there just 2 seconds before you, they would not have gotten themselves in this situation.

I bet Hand Fart guy is in the car behind them, laughing while playing along with "Freebird" on the car stereo.



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Friday, January 4, 2008

Hand Fart Symphony: Yakety Sax (Benny Hill Theme)

Don't call it a comeback! He's no one trick pony... here he is again, everyone's favorite hand fart musician.... how does he do it? We are truly not worthy.

Thanks to Vic for finding this one.



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Hand Fart Symphony: Take on Me

Ok, I waste quite a bit of time scouring the web for entertainment, but this guy, wow. He must truly be the king of slack... or at least the duke.



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Buy a tagged up rabbit and bear for St Jude charity...

Friend sent me this... seems 100% of the proceeds of this item will benefit St. Jude Children's Hospital... good cause, so here goes... bid high and often...



Click this graphic to skip all the wordage and check out the auctions now!

Two 16 inch Qee glow in the dark art figures have just completed their trek across the U.S. The Bear was signed by a small army of horror celebs. Here's the list...

# Eli Roth (Director of Cabin Fever, Hostel 1 and 2)
# Darren Lynn Bousman (Director of SAW 2, 3, 4, REPO)
# Tobin Bell (SAW films)
# Shawnee Smith (SAW films)
# Anthony Stewart Head (REPO, Buffy the Vampire Slayer TV series)
# Paul Sorvino (REPO, The Stuff, Romeo & Juliet)
# Paris Hilton (REPO, House of Wax)
# P.J. Soles (Halloween, Devil's Rejects, Rock N Roll High School)
# J. LaRose (SAW 3, 4, REPO)
# James Duval (Donnie Darko, May)
# Angela Bettis (May, Sick Girl, Roman)
# Electra & Elise Avellan "The Crazy Babysitter Twins" (Grindhouse: Planet Terror)
# Karen Black (House of 1000 Corpses, Trilogy of Terror)
# Chris Sarandon (Nightmare before Christmas, Fright Night)
# Catherine Hicks (Child's Play)
# Stephen Geffreys (Fright Night, 976 Evil)
# Amanda Bearse (Fright Night, Married with Children)
# Sid Haig (Spider Baby, Devil's Rejects)
# Bill Moseley (House of 1000 Corpses, Devil's Rejects, REPO)
# Angus Scrimm (Phantasm)
# Reggie Bannister (Phantasm)
# Danny Trejo (Devil's Rejects, Machette)
# Tony Todd (Candy Man, Hatchet)
# John Dugan (Texas Chainsaw Massacre)
# Warwick Davis (Willow, Return of the Jedi, Leprechaun)
# E.G. Daily (Devil's Rejects, Better off Dead)
# Michael Berryman (Hills Have Eyes, Devil's Rejects)
# Gary Klar (Day of the Dead)
# Harry Manfredini (composer for Friday the 13th)
# Tom Savini (Dawn of the Dead, From Dusk til Dawn)
# Hanna Hall (Halloween '07)
# Daeg Faerch (Halloween '07)
# Danielle Harris (Halloween 4, 5 and '07)
# George P. Wilbur (Halloween 4 and 6)
# Don Shanks (Halloween 5)
# Eric Preston (Halloween 4)
# Tommy Lee Wallace (Halloween '78)
# Tony Moran (Halloween '78)
# Chris Durand (Halloween H20)
# Brad Loree (Halloween: Resurrection)
# John Michael Graham (Halloween '78)
# Brian Andrews (Halloween '78)
# Judah Friedlander (Feast, 30 Rock)
# David Harris (The Warriors)

The Bunny was marked up by the best of Warped Tour and then some.

# Silver Chair
# Senses Fail
# Bad Religion
# Alkaline Trio
# Newfound Glory
# Bayside
# MC Chris
# Avenge Seven Fold
# Good Charlotte
# Tiger Army
# Bowling for Soup
# Army of Freshmen
# Street Drum Corps
# Drop Dead Gorgeous
# A Static Lullaby
# A Permant Hoilday
# Say Anything
# Wee Man & Dave England from Jackass
# Jack's Mannequin
# Cartel
# Reel Big Fish

These two figures are up on ebay, right now, with all proceeds benefitting St. Jude's Pediatric Research Hospital. This is a personal fight for us, and me in particular, having had to watch my father slip away as cancer ripped him apart. This is how I channel my anger and if your family has been beat down by this disease, I hope you will join me. I'd rather fight than swallow my feelings any day.

If you can repost this bulletin for us, fantastic. Every little bit helps. If you'd like to put a poster on your page until the auctions have ended, you'll find one on our myspace page HERE. If you are a little angrier than some, you can bug your favorite news channel, paper or website to run a story on the auctions. If Paris Hilton joining forces with Captain Spaulding and Bad Religion isn't news worthy, then I don't know what is anymore!!

We are officially out of time, so if you were thinking of giving us a hand, this is it. I hope you'll help us make a big noise in the next couple of days. This could really make a difference in some people's lives. Let's make it count.

Best wishes and Happy New Year


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Twinkie Sushi?!?!

No, I'm not fucking with you. Hostess has suggested the impossible, and recommends using Twinkies to make sushi rolls. Japan is already planning to bomb the Twinkies factory....


From http://www.hostesscakes.com/recipe_view12.htm:

Hostess Twinkies Sushi



Japanese animation, Hello Kitty, samurais, ninjas, and Sushi are really popular right now! Here"s a wild recipe that"s super easy to make and super fun to eat as a light and fruity snack! This recipe transforms the much loved Twinkie into a hip and tropical flavored treat.

Items Needed:

* 3 Hostess Twinkies
* Assorted dried fruits
* Assorted fruity candies
* 2 green fruit roll ups
* Dried mangoes (looks like pickled ginger)

DIRECTIONS:
Slice Hostess Twinkies into pieces about an inch tall. Slice fruit roll ups in strips to the long enough and wide enough to wrap around the Hostess Twinkie pieces. Wrap the fruit roll ups around the Hostess Twinkie pieces. Place dried fruits and candies into the cream filling. Place Twinkie rolls on a plate or in a bento box. Garnish with strips of dried mango to resemble pickled ginger if you wish! Serve with chopsticks if you wish.

© Clare Crespo

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Thursday, January 3, 2008

Waste time at work! Vodka in a stapler!!!



No wonder Milton was so protective of his stapler!





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Talk about a waste of time... 297 YEARS?!?!

The Early Middle Ages (614–911 AD) never occurred. Year 2007 is actually 1710


Tin Foil Hats set to stun!!!


The Phantom time hypothesis is a theory developed by Heribert Illig (born 1947) in 1991, which suggests that the Early Middle Ages (more precisely, the period 614–911 AD) never occurred, meaning that all artifacts attributed to this period are from other times and that all historical figures from this period are outright fabrications. The vast majority of historians believe this theory to be wrong. The basis of Illig’s claims is the paucity of archaeological evidence that can be reliably dated to this period; perceived inadequacies of radiometric and dendrochronological methods of dating this period, and the over-reliance of medieval historians on written sources. For Western Europe, Illig claims the presence of Romanesque architecture in the tenth century as evidence that less than half a millennium could have passed since the fall of the Roman Empire, and concludes that the entire Carolingian period, including the person of Charles the Great, is a forgery of medieval chroniclers, more precisely a conspiracy instigated by Otto III and Gerbert d’Aurillac.

The theory also stems from the belief that during the introduction of the Gregorian calendar in Europe (1582 AD), while compensating for a ten day discrepancy in the old Julian calendar, many dates were falsely (or ineptly) recalculated as the new system created a thirteen day discrepancy. The original mathematical blemish was attributed to the Julian year being 1.3 minutes too long (which is commonly agreed as factual).


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Now this guy can waste some time!!!

He's taken wasting time to a whole new level!




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Wednesday, January 2, 2008

Will it Blend? Guitar Hero III??!?!?





"And that's what you get for not including the Beach Boys!"


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